Katya Graymalkin here.
Mom has been writing another Mr. Sugar story. She’s away at Magna cum Murder today and tomorrow, so I read what she has so far. It’s very rough, but not bad. The first and only other Mr. Sugar story is in LONNIE, ME AND THE HOUND OF HELL, and I thought it was pretty funny. So I went to morgueFile and looked at pictures of white Persian cats and found this one.
What a handsome cat! This is what I imagine Mr. Sugar looks like. I do have a bit of a crush on Mr. Sugar, but only as a character, not as a boyfriend. For one thing, I’ve been fixed, so I’m not interested in that stuff. For another thing, I don’t like other cats in real life. And, finally, Mr. Sugar is not only neutered, he’s gay, so he wouldn’t be interested in me that way, either. It’s much better to have character crushes than to have real ones. Less wear and tear on the emotions and so on.
Tomorrow, I’ll sneak and put a little piece of the story up for Sample Sunday. If Mom didn’t want me to, she should have set something up herself before she left! ha!
A WRITING PROMPT FOR ANIMALS: What animal character do you have a crush on?
KG
Jane
October 26, 2013 at 10:04amHello, Katya!
Lily here. My squirrelly Mama read me a book about a pig named Freddy, but I fell in crush with Mr. jinx! Mr. Jinx is a superior fellow indeed. You should read about him, too. Hint, Mom Marian!
Marian Allen
October 26, 2013 at 2:32pmHi, Jane! You’re right; Katya would share Lily’s crush on Mr. Jinx. I’ve met several other Freddy the Pig fans here this year; I’ll have to read the books to Katya, for sure!
Miss Elvira
October 28, 2013 at 3:46pmPersians? Really??
MOL!