You’ve seen my laser-beam eyes, but I have to admit that Sweetie Pie and Ozzie have me beat. Do you think it’s because they’re younger than I am?
Here’s Sweetie Pie in full daylight. I like this picture, actually. If I had a room instead of an entire house, I would want this picture on my wall.
I think my deadly death-ray gaze is milder than theirs because I don’t want to incinerate my Mom. Even though I know she’s immune to feline death-rays and sad puppy-dog eyes, I don’t want to take any chances. She’s a really good Mom, after all.
But, honestly, I don’t see how I could do better than Sweetie Pie. If they had an Animal Olympic event in deadly laser eye blasts, she would take the gold. As proof, I give you this final picture, taken with her on the basement steps at Granny’s house.
A WRITING PROMPT FOR ANIMALS: You’re ready to turn your deadly laser eyes on, but you withhold the blast. Why?