I hate MA! I thought she was nice and loved me, but she’s mean and hateful!
She took me to the vet — and left me there all day! Well, half the day.
The vet people gave me a shot and it hurt and I went to sleep. When I woke up, my mouth was hurtier than ever, and one of my teeth was gone, so now I only have five left!
MA brought me home, but she squirts medicine down my throat all the time! She says, “This one is your antibiotic. This one is your pain med. This one is your hyperthyroid pill,” like that’s supposed to make it okay.
Then she tries to pet me, but I turn my back on her. Sometimes I walk away and hide, but she always finds me and pats me and then leaves me alone.
She says tomorrow is my last pain med, then I have antibiotics twice a day and thyroid med twice a day, then just thyroid med twice a day.
But I don’t want any medicine squirted into my mouth! Amidala says MA wouldn’t have to squirt the medicine if I would eat it mashed up in my food, but that tastes nasty!
I wish I could run away, but MA won’t let me. If I did run away, she would just come find me and bring me back.
A WRITING PROMPT FOR ANIMALS: What’s the meanest thing your human ever did to you? Spaying/neutering doesn’t count.