Sweetie Pie Turner here, MomGoth’s mom’s cat.
MomGoth sent off and got me an Epilady Flea Zapper for an early Christmas present. Here’s a picture of the box.
The dog is bigger, but the cat is at the top of the picture, and the electric Z is pointing at the powerful cat. So I like that picture.
Mom said, “You’re going to have a time getting her to hold still for that.” She’s right, but not for the reason she thought.
I LOVE THIS ELECTRONIC COMB!
It makes a high-pitched but soft whining noise. The teeth are metal and very close together, and they have plastic or something soft on the ends so they don’t hurt me.
MomGoth rolls me over and gets my neck and head and sides and legs and all.
When the comb meets a flea, it sparks and zaps the flea dead! Or at least it stuns it so MomGoth can get it off me.
The only thing wrong with this comb is that MomGoth won’t comb me all day long! When all my fleas are gone, I’ll have to go hire some to come in and get zapped. This is the Best. Thing. Ever!
A WRITING PROMPT FOR ANIMALS: What could you happily do all day long?