Sweetie Pie Turner here, MomGoth’s mom’s cat.

MomGoth’s phone broke — the one with the camera in it. I was afraid she would think I broke it, since I play with it sometimes when she’s here. But she said there’s this cat named Pesky Mister Putin who people are saying hacks things up over the interwebs. So I think she thinks he did it.

Anyway, she took this picture of my with her old camera that doesn’t do anything except take pictures. She says Charlie calls it her PhD camera: It doesn’t have any settings; you just point it and Push here, Dummy. PhD.

MomGoth says, “Why don’t you turn sideways, so you’ll be out of the way?” I don’t answer, because it’s rude to speak with your mouth full. Besides, if you speak with your mouth full, some of the food always falls out and you have to pick it up again all soggy. Ick.

So then she says, “Can’t you stretch out a little more, Slick? You left a little room for me to get by.”

Well, I stretched as far as I could, but this was the best I could do and still get to my food. I was sorry to disappoint her, but I think she understands I did my best. She sang me one of her special songs, anyway. I think it’s called Make Like A Lemur, because she always says that first. Then she sings:

“You got to move it, move it. You got to move it, move it.” Sometimes she dances.

She got a new camera/phone. She says she’ll show me how to use it as soon as she figures it out, herself. Wheeeee!

A WRITING PROMPT FOR ANIMALS: Where do you eat?

SPT