Hi, there! I’m Tipper Allen, and guess what? Sweetie Pie is still here! Momma says Sweetie Pie doesn’t have any other place to live, but there’s a whole outside, so I don’t know what she means. Sweetie Pie could live outside and eat birds and squirrels and mice and stuff.
I like to watch birds and squirrels through the window. I bet they taste really good. And the barn cats where I used to live ate mice all the time.
Momma says Sweetie Pie was lonely, living alone up at Granny’s house. She says Sweetie Pie would be lonely if she lived outside. I bet she wouldn’t. She could make friends with the other outside cats I see sometimes.
I understand that Sweetie Pie would want to live with Momma, because I know I do, but why does Momma want to live with Sweetie Pie?
Why does she need annuder cat…
Besides, I’m so graceful, even in my sleep!
Hoomans! Who can unnerstanum?
A WRITING PROMPT FOR ANIMALS: Do you unnerstan your hooman?