First, you know what happens on the first of the month: I post a new micro-mini story on my Hot Flashes page. Go enjoy.
Okay. Now. When #4 Daughter, the Amazing Sara Marian, was wee, we were in the grocery checkout. She wanted something and I denied her request. She was not best pleased.
I said, “What are you going to do, run away from home like the Runway Bunny?” (Referencing a book usually put us both in a better humor.)
And she said:
I run away from home all the time and you never notice!”
I think the lady behind us wet herself a little, she laughed so hard.
This post is part of Linda G. Hill’s weekly blog hop, One-Liner Wednesday. If you have a one-liner or just like them, follow the link.