HELLO! My name is CHICKIE!
I been so good!
Tipper: How good?
Well, mostly good.
I been going upstairs
wif with Poppy almost every night and sleeping all night. And I didn’t break one single fing thing all week. All two weeks!
Just been looking out the window.
Letting Mommy wrap me up inna blanket.
Posing for pictures.
Tipper: What about your “rounds”?
Well, but that’s not being bad. That’s communicating
wif with hoomans. See, I start with the flowerdy chair. I go behind it and mrow so Poppy looks, then I scratch the material. He yells at me. Then I jump on the one thing and run across it and jump on the dining table and run across it and jump on the high thing. Poppy yells at me to get off the furniture. Then I jump down and scratch the couch and he yells at me. Then I start all over again.
Finally, Poppy gets up and takes me upstairs or plays red-dot with me. Sometimes I
hafta have to go around a lotsa times before he gets the message.
Tipper says I’m almost one, so I
hafta have to start writing good like he does. So he’s fixing my bad stuff. He’s really smart!
A WRITING PROMPT FOR ANIMALS: What do you have to do to communicate with your hoomans?