If you knew my grandfather, you’d know that the very idea of his telling a dirty joke is funny. I mean, for all I know, he told them all the time among fellers, but he was a perfect gentlemen and never spoke inappropriately to a lady. And all females were ladies, to him.
But we all lived in each other’s pockets, as they say, and never left the living room where we all congregated (Mom, Grandma, Grandpa, and I) without announcing where we were going.
And just let one of us say we were going to take a bath, and Grandpa was guaranteed to say:
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A WRITING PROMPT FROM ME TO YOU: Was your main character’s (or your) family smotheringly close?
MA
Dan antion
March 6, 2019 at 8:38amAs long as you’re clean for church…
Marian Allen
March 6, 2019 at 8:41amAs Grandpa would say, quoting Pogo Possum, “Perzackly!”
Ally Bean
March 6, 2019 at 8:45amCute line that sounds exactly like the type of thing my father would have said! Funny, if only because so predictable.
Marian Allen
March 6, 2019 at 8:47amNaturally, we all said it to him, if HE said HE was going to take a bath. Or, “Is it Saturday already?”