HELLO! My name is CHICKIE! I’m always finding new ways to be a helper girl, especially this week.

I don’t know who Bill is, but he must be a good helper, too, because Mommy and Poppy pay him a lot. I helped Mommy this week.

Mommy is sorting out Granny’s jewelry and giving some of it away. So I took some to help her out.

I opened the new bag of litter for her.

Then I helped her by using the brand new litter the second she put it into the litterbox. She didn’t take a picture of me, coz I’m a lady.

Tipper and I got into a fight, because we both wanted to be the first in the other box.

Tipper: You were first in one box! I get to be first in the other one!

I’m the Princess! I get to be first in both of them!

~fight fight fight~

After we finished fighting, Mommy gave us treats. I got mine on the Princess stool.

Hoomans talk about flat tires sometimes, and now I know what they mean. After all that work, here is me, flat tired.

A WRITING PROMPT FOR ANIMALS: Do you like jewelry?

CA

p.s. I don’t bemember who won.

Tipper: It must’ve been me, then.

~fight fight fight~