HELLO! My name is CHICKIE! I get to write Mommy’s story this week for Story A Day May. Mommy has been watching a show with lots of bangs and booms and soft, mean-sounding talk in it, and I decided to write my story this week…

Not really. But sort of. If you don’t know what a Mary Sue is, go read this discussion on fanfiction.net. You still won’t know, but you’ll be highly entertained. A Mary Sue is, by general consensus, a female character who irritates people other than the…

First, an announcement: My short story collections, MA’S MONTHLY HOT FLASHES: 2002-2007; LONNIE, ME AND THE HOUND OF HELL and THE KING OF CHEROKEE CREEK, are each now priced at $0.99. Go. Buy. Amazon. Smashwords. Now. Last Monday, I told about the beginning of My…