Time for another entry from our local weekly newspaper’s call-in column, where people (mostly anonymous) can call in and vent. If this ain’t vernacular poetry, I don’t know what is. Went to the Dogs by Anonymous Caller The Palmyra Town Hall has seemed to went…

Time to peruse the Live Wire, our local weekly paper’s call-in line. I don’t make these up, folks, I just take the printed call-ins and format them as poetry. Turkey Trash by Anonymous Caller I got a complaint; imagine that. This is to the turkey…