The real reason there’s a ribbon around the neck of one is that my #3 stepdaughter accidentally knocked the statue off its table and the neck broke off. Then she glued it back rather crookedly before I got home and, when I noticed the break, blamed it on her #2 son. Naturally, I discovered what had really happened, because I always do, whether I want to or not. I tied the ribbon on because I love her anyway. 🙂

In honor of the day, here’s a link to a story called “Per5ona1 355ay – My M0th34”, which I have to misspell here. I also had to change the address to Not Your Homework, because I was getting so many hits on it from people…

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