I got a yearning for pancakes and sausage drenched in maple syrup. What’s a wannabe vegan to do? Well, yes, I could fall off the turnip wagon, as I often do, but I decided to challenge myself. I gathered: I mixed everything but the butter…

The other day, Joey recommended I try MorningStar Farm’s vegan sausages. I believe she recommended the links but ugh. So we tried the patties. Also pretty ugh. See, back when we lived in Louisville, we frequently drove past the silos in which Purina kept their…