Dateline Our House — New charges have been filed against the notorious Katya Greymalkin, shown in the accompanying picture.
Householder Charles Allen was making a routine inspection of his property when he came upon a shocking sight.
“It’s disgusting,” Allen said. “I looked, and I said to myself, ‘Why are some one color and some a different color?’ Then I smelled them, and I knew why.”
Allen was speaking of the potatoes he had brought in from the garden and spread on the floor to dry before storage. Following her usual modus operandi, Greymalkin had come upon the unguarded tubers and urinated on them.
“You buy them,” Allen told our reporter, “you plant them, you water them, you weed them, you dig them … and then this.”
When contacted for a statement, Greymalkin shouted, “Piss on ALL the things!”
Her lawyer quickly shut the door in our reporter’s face and replied, “No comment,” to questions slipped through the letter slot.
Stay tuned to this blog for further updates as they happen.
A WRITING PROMPT FOR YOU: What is the most inappropriate place your main character has ever urinated?
JaneAugust 4, 2012 at 10:46am
“A piss on ALL their houses,” eh?
This evil-doer of yours takes her game to a higher level, I see.
Congratulations on rearing such a ‘natural’ girl.
Marian AllenAugust 4, 2012 at 11:28am
Oh, thank you very much. Er, would you like me to bring you some potatoes, when next we meet? ~evil grin~
JaneAugust 5, 2012 at 12:00am
Wow, thank you so much, but…….I just got some at the market. Yeah, that’s it. I already have some.
Marian AllenAugust 5, 2012 at 8:13am
Well, if you’re sure….
Maryann MillerAugust 6, 2012 at 12:53pm
What a hoot. I have had my cat urinate in some strange places, but never on my potatoes. I do have one cat who tries to bury everything, including my coffee.
Marian AllenAugust 6, 2012 at 4:38pm
Makes sense to bury coffee, since it came from grounds. ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! ha-ha-ha! ha-heh. heh…. Sorry.
Dani G.August 6, 2012 at 1:40pm
It’s the leather shoes that really hurt. My favorite cat loved to pee in leather shoes. You never get rid of the smell. Wretched beasts.
Marian AllenAugust 6, 2012 at 4:36pm
Ouch! So far, she only claws the shoes.