Mom has been sleeping too well lately, so I was happy she had a fairly bad night the other night.
Now, before you accuse me of being mean, “a bad night” means she wakes up and can’t get back to sleep in her bed. When that happens, she comes in and sits on the couch and goes to sleep there. She tells Charlie it’s comfortable, so it must be true. She tells him the truth all the time. It’s disgusting.
She had her camera out the other night, and took some pictures of me. If you want to know what a bad night really is, try having your picture snapped at random moments during the wee hours.
Guess who typed the captions?
“Bap,” indeed! I’m petting her! It’s supposed to help her sleep! Some people have no gratitude.
A WRITING PROMPT FOR ANIMALS: What do you do to help your Person that is terribly misunderstood?