Linux failed? Linux? Failed? I know, right? Bet you never thought you’d hear any such thing from me, Little Miss Linux, did ya?
Well, it’s sad but true, and I have the picture to prove it.
Linux Failed. Photographic Proof.
See that plant in the lower right corner? The one that isn’t a tomato plant? That’s a blueberry bush. See the blueberries on it? Yeah, me neither. The old Linux disc was supposed to keep the birds and squirrels away from it, so we could get at least one handful of blueberries, the deer having eaten all the blossoms off the blueberry bushes in the back garden.
It didn’t work.
Don’t any wiseacres get in the comments and tell me it would have worked if I’d configured it differently during install, or that I needed to tweak the kernel or any nonsense like that. Next penguin I see walking down the street gets a poke in the nose, fo shizzle.
A WRITING PROMPT FOR YOU: A character has a running battle with critters over the contents of his or her garden. Or one particular critter.