Good Dog Bad Dog No Dog #Minecraft

All I want is a li’l goggie to call my own. Is that too much to ask? Apparently so. ~sigh~

I made another world in Minecraft, and I wandered around until I found an island with wolves on it. Actually, I was looking for pumpkins, but you take what you get, right?

I didn’t know there were wolves on this island until I saw a burst of movement beyond the trees and a flash of red. So I went to see what was up, and there were two wolves slaughtering the shit out of a couple of sheep. I was like Hi, there — Bye, there. They were like Walk away. This doesn’t concern you. I was like Lucky for you there’s no 911 in Minecraft, or I’d go all Kojak on your asses. They were like Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaa!

SO ANYWAY, I got out a fishing pole — I have about 750 fishing poles in this world, for some damn reason — and started fishing. And what have I caught? Bloody FISH, mostly, a wooden bowl, three pair of leather pants, an enchanted bow, an enchanted book, an enchanted bleeding fishing pole, and a piece of string. What do I want to catch? A bone. See, you have to have a bone to tame a wolf and turn it into a dog. Actually, I did catch one bone and fed it to a wolf, but it didn’t take.

WolfThis is a wolf after having taken the bone I fed it and just before running away, untamed.

WolfPissedThis is a wolf looking to chew me a new one after I accidentally bitch-slapped it with a steak while trying to feed it. I had to slay it because it would not stop trying to rip my throat out. Lucky I had on my iron armor. Thank you, Youngest Grandson, for that important safety tip!

So I’m fishing through the foreseeable future. I will not go home without a dog. This, I vow.

I’m posting today at Fatal Foodies about a delicious thin mushroom soup that Charlie loved.

A WRITING PROMPT FOR YOU: A character makes a vow that is annoying to fulfill.



I was born in Louisville, Kentucky, but now live in the woods in southern Indiana. Though I only write fiction, I love to read non-fiction. The more I learn about this world, the more fantastic I see it is.

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One thought on “Good Dog Bad Dog No Dog #Minecraft

  1. Dan

    December 15, 2015 at 7:15am

    It’s so hard to have a dog these days 🙂

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      Marian Allen

      December 15, 2015 at 4:24pm

      It’s especially hard when the dog wants to kill you every minute. That really puts a strain on the relationship.

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  2. Jane

    December 15, 2015 at 10:23am

    Looks like a little slice of Lego hell.
    Good luck on the domestication project.
    The recipe looks delish!

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      Marian Allen

      December 15, 2015 at 4:25pm

      I finally caught a bone — yeah, that totally sounds like euphemism right there. ANYWAY, Imma try to tame that wolf!

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  3. Jen

    December 16, 2015 at 8:35pm

    Fishing is for raw fish which you need to tame an ocelot into a cat :3 I still can not find a jungle biome. Ah-well. I’m supposed to be writing. x.x

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      Marian Allen

      December 17, 2015 at 8:13am

      But I get SO MUCH FISH! And the only time I spawned in a jungle biome, there was no ocelot to be found. :/ Let’s go write, instead, then. lol

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