Guest Post #Caturday #Chinchilla

DashaFaceDasha! Dasha! Dasha! I’m Dasha! Or Disher! Or Dish-Dash! Or Pookie! I’m a chinchilla!

I got to gome visit wit Grandmar last weekend, andd we had fun!

But frst, Momma and Daddy got me froma nasty pet shopp. Somebody had me bfore but they wernt nice an I was skared. But Momma an Daddy lov me and taek good care ov me an now Im not hardly skard at all.

Chinchillas are from the Andes mountains an I nede to be cold and dry. One time, it got hot in our hows and Momma let me run around inna freezer — OOPS! Daddy said not to, so Momma sed not 2 tel. But it felt goodd!

I liek to run in the park in my rollee ball when its cold owt.

Hear are sum picchurs of me.

DashaProfile DashaSilhouette DashaPetsDashaPlaytimeMomma and Daddy hav a place for me too play, and Grandmar letz me play in her barfrum, but she maeks sure the terlit seet iz down. One time, Momma fergot an I jumped in! Then she hadda dry me orf quick before my fur grew mold, bcause its so thick.

Sum peeple wear chinchilla fur. I got skard when I herd that, but Grandma sez the chinchillas tickle the peeple so the peeple let the chinchillas go home.

Then Momma came an took me home and I was SO HAPPY!!!!!!! I love Grandmar and Graddad, but I love Momma and Daddy and hoam the best!

Im not godd at typinnng and speling, but Ami sez shell teech me. My lil paws r tierd now.


A WRITING PROMPT FOR ANTIMALZ: How do you liek to playy?



I was born in Louisville, Kentucky, but now live in the woods in southern Indiana. Though I only write fiction, I love to read non-fiction. The more I learn about this world, the more fantastic I see it is.

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One thought on “Guest Post #Caturday #Chinchilla

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      Marian Allen

      December 19, 2015 at 9:47am

      Love your Christmas lights post, Dan! Sounds like your dad and Mr. Monk would get along great. lol

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  1. Jane

    December 19, 2015 at 9:29am

    Not playing in the terlit round here.
    Bub’s boy Chowdie once slam dunked his favorite toy into the toilet. While it was flushing. Goodbye, sweet toy. May angels sing thee to thy rest.

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  2. Dan

    December 19, 2015 at 9:59am

    @Marian Allen – My dad was great, but he had some very particular ideas about the way things should be done.

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