Zausted #Caturday

Sweetie PieSweetie Pie Turner here, MomGoth’s mom’s cat.

I told MomGoth, “I can’t believe it’s Saturday again! How can you blog six days a week?”

She said, “Content is key. If you don’t worry about providing content, you can blog twelve days a week!”

That didn’t sound very likely to me.

I said, “Well, I’m tired of it. I’m absolutely zausted!”

MomGoth said, “You mean you’re EXhausted?”

I said, “No, I don’t mean I used to be zausted, I mean I AM!”

She said, “Just do a couple more for me, and maybe one every now and then, for your adoring fans.”

I said, “No.”

She said, “Pretty please with catnip on it? I promise I’ll get somebody to help you out. Clementine or Coconut Fluff would be happy to spell you.”

I said, “No. When Katya was blogging for you on Caturday, you had guest posters now and then. Why don’t you ever do that?”

She said, “I’ll comb you with the fleeeeeeeeeea zaaaaaaaaaper….”

She knows I love that.

“Well, okay. But get some other cats to help me out, you promise?”



A WRITING PROMPT FOR ANIMALS: What does your human do to pep you up when you’re zausted?

p.s. And don’t think I don’t read the post tags, ’cause I do.


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One thought on “Zausted #Caturday

  1. Dan Antion

    January 28, 2017 at 8:49am

    When our pets are zausted, we usually let them sleep. The cats don’t respond well to being pepped-up and with Maddie, sleep is necessary (she gets overtired and cranky like a toddler). Please tell Sweetie Pie that some of us look forward to her posts. I know, she’s a cat, she won’t care, but tell her anyway.

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  2. Jane

    January 28, 2017 at 10:04am

    Yes, Sweetie Pie, PLEASE don’t get zausted!

    Think of your contribution to humanit….never mind.

    S>P>, I would miss you terrible if you slacked off too much!

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  3. Joey

    January 28, 2017 at 3:00pm

    I was zausted, now I’ve slept long and hard. My pets sleep all the time. I’m totally jealous.

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    • Marian Allen

      January 29, 2017 at 9:52am

      It’s hard work being a blogger, innit? Charlie says, “How can you sit at that computer all day long?” and I say, “Stamina.”

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  4. A.C.Flory

    January 28, 2017 at 6:52pm

    I admit it…I slept in today, and I feel so much better. Perhaps you could sleep in on the days you’re not blogging, Sweetie Pie? Honestly, I’d miss you too.

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    • Marian Allen

      January 29, 2017 at 9:53am

      She sleeps on the days she DOES blog! The only time she moves is when I turn the flea zapper on; then she trots to me for buzzy combs.

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  5. A.C.Flory

    January 29, 2017 at 7:18am

    I think Sweetie Pie should keep posting as a community service. šŸ˜€

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