I told MomGoth, “I can’t believe it’s Saturday again! How can you blog six days a week?”
She said, “Content is key. If you don’t worry about providing content, you can blog twelve days a week!”
That didn’t sound very likely to me.
I said, “Well, I’m tired of it. I’m absolutely zausted!”
MomGoth said, “You mean you’re EXhausted?”
I said, “No, I don’t mean I used to be zausted, I mean I AM!”
She said, “Just do a couple more for me, and maybe one every now and then, for your adoring fans.”
I said, “No.”
She said, “Pretty please with catnip on it? I promise I’ll get somebody to help you out. Clementine or Coconut Fluff would be happy to spell you.”
I said, “No. When Katya was blogging for you on Caturday, you had guest posters now and then. Why don’t you ever do that?”
She said, “I’ll comb you with the fleeeeeeeeeea zaaaaaaaaaper….”
She knows I love that.
“Well, okay. But get some other cats to help me out, you promise?”
A WRITING PROMPT FOR ANIMALS: What does your human do to pep you up when you’re zausted?
p.s. And don’t think I don’t read the post tags, ’cause I do.