Got An A+ #Caturday

Hi, there! I’m Tipper Allen, and guess what? I got my report card from the vet, and Momma said it was like an A+, so that’s super good!

He said my ears are clean, my coat is thick and shiny, my teef are clean and strong, my blood is good and my … you know, the stuff that Momma scoops out of the litter box … it doesn’t have anybody else in it. I’m not overweight and all my innards are there and the right size. He ought to know — he sure poked and pushed and squoze me enough!

He said I’m a strong, healthy ADULT cat, and, because I’m so healthy, that I’d be around FOREVER! Wow!

That’s really good news, because I like it here, and Momma (and even grumpy Poppa) like me here, too.

Momma took this picture of me showing how big I am. I’m a big ADULT cat — not a kitten anymore.

(Do you like my pillow?)

A WRITING PROMPT FOR ANIMALS: What did your last vet report card say? If it wasn’t so good, what are you and your hooman doing to make it better?

TA

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  1. Dan

    April 15, 2017 at 7:13am

    Congrats on the good report card. I hope you get a treat for that. I was going to comment on your pillow. It’s pretty and it compliments your handsome self well. I also totally approve of your proper conjugation of the verb squeeze – pretty impressive for a cat, even an adult one.

    You have a good day. Rest up, and make sure you get that treat.

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    • Marian Allen

      April 15, 2017 at 8:32am

      He got some fish-flavored treats in his Kitty Kong, so he was very pleased.

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  2. Joey

    April 15, 2017 at 5:12pm

    Aw! Yay, clean bill of health! I loved the way you phrased the parasites. šŸ™‚

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    • Marian Allen

      April 17, 2017 at 11:09am

      I’ve taught him well. I get my life’s motto from Mehitabel the cat: “To hell with anything unrefined.”

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