So we kept seeing this commercial:
And you know what? After I bought the bag, the commercial stopped being on!
I ate them all up, sad that I couldn’t act out the commercial along with those sweet-faced actors. Threw away the empty bag.
The next day, the commercial started running again!
I bought another bag — AND THE COMMERCIALS STOPPED!
Fiendish! Now I’m gobbling the damn things as fast as I can go, so the commercial will come on again. Is that fiendish, magical, and amazing, or what? However do they do that?
* The tripartite declaration of dislike is, you may recognize, from “The Road to Rio,” one of my fave-rave Road movies, starring Hope, Crosby, and Lamour. I couldn’t find a clip of the sinisterly beautiful Gale Sondergaard hypnotizing poor Dorothy Lamour, but I give you this: