Hi, there! I’m Tipper Allen, and guess what? I found out something else I like to eat besides bugs!
Momma and Poppa go to the farmers market twice a week, but they never bring home any farmers, just vegebobbles. This week, they put some of the vegebobbles inna sack to give to #2 Daughter. Naturally, being a good, fierce guard kitty, I hadda aspect the bags in case, like, bad Martians or other cats or something got innem.
So I bited the corm’s end off and eated it up! It was very chewy and yummy. Better than bugs, but not wiggly. #2 Daughter said, “He’ll hack that up before long.” But I didn’t! I kep it! I don’t hack up my fuds, I eat it an’ keep it!
Wonder what they bring home next!
A WRITING PROMPT FOR ANIMALS: Do you eat any people fuds?