Dasha! Dasha! Dasha! I’m Dasha! Or Disher! Or Dish-Dash! Or Pookie! Or BeBop! I’m a chinchilla!
Momma n Daddy went onna nassy fing calld a vay cay shun. It waz nassy an hot an had a fing calld a o-shun! I’m frum high, cold, dry mountinz, so dat’s nassy 2 me! I stayd wif grandmar n granddad inna peshul cold rume.
Hearz sum pichurs ob me.
Momma sent 2 bags of treetz an sum hay an sum alfalfa pellets an sum oat grass an sum lava chewz, but Grandmar went shopping 4 me, 2!
Grandmar wuz afraid i wud need a baff, so she got me a baff howz and lava dust, how I baff. DUSTY! FUN!
An she gotted me mineral chewz wif sprinkles on!
I lurv grandmar! She playz me Klezmer moosic! Like!! But I didn’t like not be at home. My home cage iz taller dan Daddy! My away one is dinky. I get to play inna hall at home, but iz 2 hot heer cept inna peshul cold room. My home cage haz a wheel 2 run in, but is 2 big 4 dis away cage. Bah!
I trya takea selfie, but i haz vry short arms.
Cawz i couldn’t play inna hall, grandmar got me dis. She calls it my Rolls.
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