On Slllowwww Drivers #1LinerWeds

The other day, I found myself stuck behind a driver moving so slowly, I had to ride the brake in order not to ram him with my foot OFF the gas. I started to get irritated, then I remembered why my dear old gray-headed mother would have said in a similar situation:

C’mon, buddy, drive it or park it.

This post is part of Linda G. Hill’s weekly blog hop, One-Liner Wednesday. If you have a one-liner or just like them, follow the link.

A WRITING PROMPT FROM ME TO YOU: Write about somebody driving very, very slowly.



I was born in Louisville, Kentucky, but now live in the woods in southern Indiana. Though I only write fiction, I love to read non-fiction. The more I learn about this world, the more fantastic I see it is.

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One thought on “On Slllowwww Drivers #1LinerWeds

  1. pm laberge

    November 7, 2018 at 8:39pm

    This Turtle, in front of you, this mouse you were following, this roadhog that annoyed you, this person….

    Triggered all my emotions, along with your mother’s heartfelt comment, which I have often called to nerf herders…. and caused me to click on every emoticon, but each one for a different reason, of course.

    So there. You have a full house. 100%. How often does this happen??????

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  2. Mitchell Allen

    November 8, 2018 at 9:32am

    Ha-ha, when I saw the subject line in my email box, I thought you were writing about Windows 10 software glitches.
    I never get annoyed by slow drivers, because I don’t have to get anywhere fast.

    On the other hand, aggressive, speeding demons scare the heck out of me. To them, the 70 mile per hour speed limit is a suggestion and 55 is the expressway equivalent of flipping them the bird.



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      Marian Allen

      November 8, 2018 at 11:07am

      I hate the speeders, too. This driver was in a parking lot I was trying to exit to get home after a long book-selling event. Mom just always wanted everybody to be driving exactly as fast as she was. 😀

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