The other day, I found myself stuck behind a driver moving so slowly, I had to ride the brake in order not to ram him with my foot OFF the gas. I started to get irritated, then I remembered why my dear old gray-headed mother would have said in a similar situation:
C’mon, buddy, drive it or park it.
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Mitchell Allen
November 8, 2018 at 9:32amHa-ha, when I saw the subject line in my email box, I thought you were writing about Windows 10 software glitches.
I never get annoyed by slow drivers, because I don’t have to get anywhere fast.
On the other hand, aggressive, speeding demons scare the heck out of me. To them, the 70 mile per hour speed limit is a suggestion and 55 is the expressway equivalent of flipping them the bird.
Cheers,
Mitch
Marian Allen
November 8, 2018 at 11:07amI hate the speeders, too. This driver was in a parking lot I was trying to exit to get home after a long book-selling event. Mom just always wanted everybody to be driving exactly as fast as she was. 😀
pm laberge
November 7, 2018 at 8:39pmThis Turtle, in front of you, this mouse you were following, this roadhog that annoyed you, this person….
Triggered all my emotions, along with your mother’s heartfelt comment, which I have often called to nerf herders…. and caused me to click on every emoticon, but each one for a different reason, of course.
So there. You have a full house. 100%. How often does this happen??????
dan antion
November 7, 2018 at 7:06amI like that. I also like “Let’s go, while we’re young” but that’s because it reminds me of Caddyshack – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN2xZkk59q4