HELLO! My name is CHICKIE!
I’m a good, fierce defender girl, just like Captain Marble!
The other day, we got imbaded by
a ebil an evil imbader, and I fighted fought it off!
Tipper: It wasn’t an imbader, it was my old friend, Coconut Fluff. Momma brought him out and turned him on. He meowed and purred. I introduced Chickie to him.
a ebil an evil imbader! She didn’t smell like a cat or run like a cat or play like a cat. So I beated beat her up and teacheded taught her a lesson. Click on wunnada one of the pitchers pictures to see dem them all!
She growled and hissed at me, but I was fierce and brave!
Tipper: He’s an electronic cat, with just a few sounds. I never heard him growl and hiss before, ever!
Dat’s That’s because nobody was ever so fierce and brave to her before!
Mommy: But that wasn’t enough for you, was it? No. You had to keep picking at my poor, precious Coconut Fluff until I took them away. What gender is Coconut Fluff, you may be asking. That’s nobody’s business but Coconut Fluff’s, and I love them, regardless. They’ll answer to any pronouns, but they prefer “they,” so that’s what I’m using.
I didn’t pick at Coconut Fluff after I won
de the battle!
A WRITING PROMPT FOR ANIMALS: Were you
ebber imbaded? What did you do?