HELLO! My name is CHICKIE!
I’m a good, fierce defender girl, just like Captain Marble!
The other day, we got imbaded by a ebil an evil imbader, and I fighted fought it off!
Tipper: It wasn’t an imbader, it was my old friend, Coconut Fluff. Momma brought him out and turned him on. He meowed and purred. I introduced Chickie to him.
It was a ebil an evil imbader! She didn’t smell like a cat or run like a cat or play like a cat. So I beated beat her up and teacheded taught her a lesson. Click on wunnada one of the pitchers pictures to see dem them all!
Bite a tail!
Right hook!
Left hook!
Bite a ear!
She growled and hissed at me, but I was fierce and brave!
Tipper: He’s an electronic cat, with just a few sounds. I never heard him growl and hiss before, ever!
Dat’s That’s because nobody was ever so fierce and brave to her before!
Mommy: But that wasn’t enough for you, was it? No. You had to keep picking at my poor, precious Coconut Fluff until I took them away. What gender is Coconut Fluff, you may be asking. That’s nobody’s business but Coconut Fluff’s, and I love them, regardless. They’ll answer to any pronouns, but they prefer “they,” so that’s what I’m using.
I didn’t pick at Coconut Fluff after I won de the battle!
A WRITING PROMPT FOR ANIMALS: Were you ebber imbaded? What did you do?
CA
dan antion
April 13, 2019 at 9:47amHa ha – that’s crazy. We don’t even have any stuffed cats for fear that the dog would shred them and send a bad message.
Marian Allen
April 13, 2019 at 9:50amTipper LOVES Coconut Fluff! I had no idea Chickie would go postal on them!
Alicia Butcher Ehrhardt
April 13, 2019 at 12:39pmThey are a cute stuffed cat. Maybe Chickie will get used to them (it?).
When one cat teaches you something, that’s all it is: one cat’s opinion. Hehe. Cats.
Marian Allen
April 13, 2019 at 12:48pmCoconut Fluff got me through months of catlessness. They purr and meow, but I never heard them hiss and growl until Chickie got hold of them!
joey
April 13, 2019 at 5:36pmMy whole family is in stitches over here! SO stinkin cute!
Marian Allen
April 14, 2019 at 8:01amLittle Miss Crazy-Face doesn’t bother Coconut Fluff up on the desk (which Chickie thinks is HER desk, of course–everything belongs to Chickie). Only on the floor.
Andrea Flory
April 14, 2019 at 7:05amPoor Coconut Fluff, but it’s nice to know Chickie will defend the house from all imbaders. 😀
Marian Allen
April 14, 2019 at 8:02amWe feel so secure! 😉
Andrea Flory
April 15, 2019 at 7:35amMust be great knowing you’ll never be monstered by a fluffy toy while you sleep. 😉