Today’s one-liner comes courtesy of a comment last week by friend and fellow writer Mitchell Allen (no relation that I know of, alas).
My one-liner last week was about things parents say. Mitchell recalled the old standby about eating your food because people in _____ are starving. The he said:
Thank goodness I wasn’t smart-alecky enough to tell her to send my food to “___”. LOL I’d a been knocked into next Wednesday’s One-liner!
This post is part of Linda G. Hills weekly blog hop, One-Liner Wednesday. If you have a one-liner or just like them, follow the link.
A WRITING PROMPT FROM ME TO YOU: Write about a smart-alecky reply.