HELLO! My name is CHICKIE!
Mommy and Poppy haven’t been going out AT ALL lately. They never did go out much, but Tipper and I used to have the house all to ourselves sometimes.
They never would let us go out, but now they say somebody won’t let them go out. Maybe Ceiling Cat is making them see how we feel, when we want to go out and Mommy and Poppy say, “No! No outs!”
I don’t like it, even if it does mean I can boss them around 24/7. It’s upsetting our routine. Usually, Poppy feeds us in the morning, and Mommy feeds us in the evening and cleans out our litter boxes. Now, we never know who is going to feed us, or if our litter boxes are getting cleaned in the morning or the evening.
It’s getting on my nerves.
Tipper wanted to play with toys, and I took them away from him.
Mommy turned on the Red Dot Machine for me, and I killed it.
I found Tippers favorite toy where I had it hidden, and I murdered it.
Mommy says she’d going to start calling me Steffie. What does that mean?
A WRITING PROMPT FOR ANIMALS: Are your hoomans making you nervous?