Today’s two-for-one one-liner comes from “Your Mind Is on Vacation” as sung by my imaginary white jazz singer boyfriend, Mose Allison.
The first is:
If silence was golden, you couldn’t raise a dime.
And the second gives the song its title:
‘Cause your mind is on vacation and your mouth is working overtime.
This post is part of Linda G. Hills weekly blog hop, One-Liner Wednesday. If you have a one-liner or just like them, follow the link.
A WRITING PROMPT FROM ME TO YOU: Write about somebody who talks too much.