Hi, there! I’m Tipper Allen, and guess what?
Momma got a new grill that she uses outside, and she doesn’t let me come out with her!
She and #4 Hooman Sister watch this show called Supernatural, and I heard Momma say she liked this bad guy on there and could watch him all the time.
So I decided to be bad. Guess what I did?
I tried to scrooch down and hide, but Momma caught me.
That night, when Momma was asleep and Chickie was sleeping next to her, I came in and smacked Chickie until she woke up and romped with me. Momma didn’t get a picture. In the morning, she told me that if she could have found her camera she would have pitched it at me, so there still wouldn’t have been a picture.
I stretched out on the basement steps so Momma would have to step over me or around me.
Today, Momma picked me up and carried me around the house for as long as I would let her, so maybe she learned her lesson and won’t ignore me any more!
A WRITING PROMPT FOR ANIMALS: What do you do when your hooman ignores you?