My family doesn’t just have a supposedly funny saying for every occasion, they have one for pretty much every non-occasion. I say “supposedly funny”, because there are only so many times you can be tag-teamed with, “She’s such a wit!” “Well, you’re half right.” before it isn’t particularly funny anymore.
ANYWAY, one of the non-occasions of which I speak is when somebody explains something clearly. Then you say (if you’re my grandfather):
I see, said the blind man, as he picked up his hammer and saw.
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A WRITING PROMPT FROM ME TO YOU: Someone must explain something.