At this point, I’ve been posting so long I don’t want to go back and search to see if I’ve done something before, so bear with me. Or, you know, don’t. I ain’t the boss of you.
ANYWAY, this was a joke my grandpa liked, although, to be fair, he met very few jokes he didn’t like. Dan might like this one, since it has a tangential train in it.
A guy runs into a train station and asks a porter, “Which way to the 9:10 for Hartford?”
And the porter says:
If you turn left, you’ll be right; if you turn right, you’ll be left.
Thank you. Thank you. I’ll be here all week. Try the veal. Don’t forget to tip your waiter.
This post is part of Linda G. Hills weekly blog hop, One-Liner Wednesday. If you have a one-liner or just like them, follow the link.
A WRITING PROMPT FROM ME TO YOU: Write about confusion directions.
MA
Dan Antion
June 30, 2021 at 8:17amI do like that 😊
I have said this before, but I would have loved to know your grandfather.
Marian Allen
June 30, 2021 at 8:56amYup, you would. 🙂 He was a handyman, too, though not of your caliber. But he could hang wallpaper like nobody’s business.
Teagan Riordain Geneviene
June 30, 2021 at 10:35amThanks for these smiles, Marian. Hugs on the wing!
Marian Allen
June 30, 2021 at 11:44amHugs back, Teagan!
circadianreflections
June 30, 2021 at 7:10pm😂😂