At this point, I’ve been posting so long I don’t want to go back and search to see if I’ve done something before, so bear with me. Or, you know, don’t. I ain’t the boss of you.
ANYWAY, this was a joke my grandpa liked, although, to be fair, he met very few jokes he didn’t like. Dan might like this one, since it has a tangential train in it.
A guy runs into a train station and asks a porter, “Which way to the 9:10 for Hartford?”
And the porter says:
If you turn left, you’ll be right; if you turn right, you’ll be left.
Thank you. Thank you. I’ll be here all week. Try the veal. Don’t forget to tip your waiter.
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A WRITING PROMPT FROM ME TO YOU: Write about confusion directions.