Which Way? #1LinerWeds

At this point, I’ve been posting so long I don’t want to go back and search to see if I’ve done something before, so bear with me. Or, you know, don’t. I ain’t the boss of you.

ANYWAY, this was a joke my grandpa liked, although, to be fair, he met very few jokes he didn’t like. Dan might like this one, since it has a tangential train in it.

A guy runs into a train station and asks a porter, “Which way to the 9:10 for Hartford?”

And the porter says:

If you turn left, you’ll be right; if you turn right, you’ll be left.

Thank you. Thank you. I’ll be here all week. Try the veal. Don’t forget to tip your waiter.

This post is part of Linda G. Hill’s weekly blog hop, One-Liner Wednesday. If you have a one-liner or just like them, follow the link.

A WRITING PROMPT FROM ME TO YOU: Write about confusion directions.



I was born in Louisville, Kentucky, but now live in the woods in southern Indiana. Though I only write fiction, I love to read non-fiction. The more I learn about this world, the more fantastic I see it is.

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One thought on “Which Way? #1LinerWeds

  1. Dan Antion

    June 30, 2021 at 8:17am

    I do like that 😊

    I have said this before, but I would have loved to know your grandfather.

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      Marian Allen

      June 30, 2021 at 8:56am

      Yup, you would. 🙂 He was a handyman, too, though not of your caliber. But he could hang wallpaper like nobody’s business.

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