HELLO! My name is CHICKIE!
The deer cat made me really mad this week. She was out by the playhouse, not very far from the porch.
Mommy was hanging out the laundry, and that lazy deer just kept on eating! She didn’t even offer to help Mommy! Tipper and I stood at the screen door and yelled that we would help, if Mommy would let us out, but Mommy likes to show us she can take care of herself. That lazy deer could have held the clothespins for her, though!
I got a new toy! I gave it to myself, like I get all my best toys.
Mommy said, “What have you got?”
Mommy said it was her lanyard from Imaginarium convention, but it looks like a cat toy to me. So it is.
TIPPER: Then she poked holes in Momma!
It was a askident! I wouldn’t poke holes in Mommy a-purpous!
She was brushing her teef and I was prowling on the counter, and I went to cross the sink under her mouf and she put out her arm to stop me and it startled me and I jumped … and askidentally poked holes in her. She goddamnited, but she wasn’t mad at me. Tipper’s just trying to get me in trouble so everybody will think he’s the good one and I’m a bad one.
A WRITING PROMPT FOR ANIMALS: Do you ever try to get another animal in trouble?