My late mother watched what I think was entirely too much situation comedy television; it made her crack wise, like, ALL the TIME. Sometimes it got a little too much.
“Mom,” I would say, “you’re driving me crazy!”
To which she would reply,
That’s not a drive, it’s a short putt.
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A WRITING PROMPT FROM ME TO YOU: Somebody drives somebody else crazy.