HELLO! My name is CHICKIE!
I played two disappearing tricks on Mommy this week. First, we were in the bathroom with the door closed so Adi couldn’t come in and start something. When Mommy was busy, I snuck into the bathtub behind the shower curtain. She looked for me in all my usual places and was just starting to put one hand on her hip and scratch her head with the other hand when she heard me giggling and found me.
Then another time I went around behind her. She turned around to look for me, but I kept going around behind her so she couldn’t see me. It was so funny!
Dumb Adi is still here. Mommy says we might as well get used to her, but how can we when she goes around being cute all over the place? That’s our job!
#4 Hooman Sister brought a bag with stuff in it and, after she took the stuff out, Adi dragged the bag off the chair and got into it! That’s my cute trick! Get out of that bag, Adi!
And she gets up on the couch between Mommy and #4 Hooman Sister and shows off her stupid curly whiskers. Stop it, Adi!
She doesn’t even have regular toe beans! Look at them! They’re fuzz beans!
So I just had to be extra cute.
So there, Adi! Howdaya like them catnip apples?
A WRITING PROMPT FOR ANIMALS: Did another animal ever steal your best trick?