Eh? What? Not a joke. So I got hearing aids. Went to an Ear, Nose, and Throat doctor and got an audiogram. I can hear like a bastard in the low range, but I’m damn near deaf in the high range. So if Frankenstein’s monster is coming, I got you’r back; Dracula in bat form, not so much.
ANYWAY, since I’m so tight (HOW TIGHT ARE YOU?) all my pennies look like they’ve been through a souvenir machine, I went online to research and buy the best hearing aids FOR ME. Yeah, plural.
For less than $1000, I got all this kit, plus shipping, plus a year’s insurance, plus they used my audiogram to program them for me.
The only difference is, I got a box of different sized domes, which is what they call the bits that stick in your ear.
I call my hearing aids Sam and Dean, after the boys on Supernatural.
Been wearing them for about a week, and I love them.
As for nails, I did this:
The base color is Hunter’s Helper’s Demon Eyes, the gray stamp is Maniology’s Grey Joy, the black stamp is Milani’s Black Swift, the pink is Sally Hansen’s Sugar Poppy, the sparkles are some topper I don’t remember (I was at a convention this weekend and haven’t unpacked the car and I took a repair kit with me). The plate is Maniology’s M064.
A WRITING PROMPT FROM ME TO YOU: Write about a raven.