Um…. I’m Adi, okay?
I had a exciting week dis week.
EverMom usually sleeps inna bed, but this one time, she did a day-sleep on the front room couch. So I got to be on the back of it and guard her. I guarded her good!
EverMom says the people who made me were mean, and didn’t care about how much trouble I had staying clean, wif my long hair and short neck and flat face. She feels sorry for me because I get mats in my hair and litterbox stuff on my back parts. I don’t like for people to mess with my back parts — well, would you? — but EverMom has to. This time, she gave me a baff! I like baffs!
She ran some nice warm water, and I sat in it and I liked it a lot.
Den she had to use the cloth on me, and I didn’t like that, but I just grumbled about it. I didn’t bite or scratch or fight or anyfing!
EverMom tried to dry me off, but I was done, so she let me go.
Den she took me to the vet and I got shotted. I was very good for the vet, too. Dey cooed ober me and said what a beautiful girl I am. Dey said I’m big, too. Dey told EverMom to stop feeding me 1/3 cup of food twice a day and change it to 1/4 cup of food. 4 is more dan 3, so dat means I got more food! Right?
Tipper and Chickie went to the vet yesterday, and they get to have 1/4 cup now, too. Yay!
EverMom took me to the vet in the really big carrier PapaJoe and MamaJess left wif her, but I like the soft one Chickie uses. Maybe next time, EverMom will let me use dis one.
Anyway, EverMom says I’m the good one, and she’s proud of me.
A WRITING PROMPT FOR ANIMALS: Do you like baffs?