HELLO! My name is CHICKIE!
I askidentally poked Mommy with a claw this week. She was putting water in my fountain and I was on the CatBird Seat, and I reached down and bapped her head. So she stood up and petted me. NOBODY pets me when I’m on the CatBird Seat and gets away with it (except my almost Mister Hooman Sister #4). So I did what I always do (except to my almost Mister Hooman Sister #4) and grabbed her arm. She thought she was too fast for me, but I askidentally snagged her and poked a hold. It blooded a little bit.
Mommy said, “You started it, but it was my fault for trying to pet you up there.” So we’re still friends.
To make up for it, I tried to be extra pretty and cute. I tried to tunnel under the hut like the one I had when I was little. When I was little, I could get under it and crawl all over the floor with it on my back, but I just tump it over now.
I laid on the bed with my paws tucked under. Hoomans love that.
Then I posed pretty on my hassock and stayed like that long enough for Mommy to take a picture of me.
Adi poked Mommy, too. I wonder if she’ll tell about it next week?
A WRITING PROMPT FOR ANIMALS: Is there one hooman you’re nicer to than anybody else?