One-Liner Wednesday: That’ll Never Get Well

The cyst on my palm doesn’t hurt, which is why the hand doctor is fairly casual about it, but poking it isn’t pleasant. Why do I poke it? Well, I don’t, on purpose, duh!

Driving aggravates it. Doing the dishes aggravates it. Holding my phone wrong when I play video games aggravates it.

If I aggravated it any more, it would start calling me by my full name.

This post is part of Linda G. Hill’s weekly blog hop, One-Liner Wednesday. If you have a one-liner or just like them, follow the link.

A WRITING PROMPT FROM ME TO YOU: Aggravation

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One thought on “One-Liner Wednesday: That’ll Never Get Well

  1. Dan Antion

    September 6, 2023 at 8:03am

    Oh no – not the dreaded full name chastisement. I hope the operation is quick and easy.

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      Marian Allen

      September 6, 2023 at 10:12am

      I’m lucky to be a 15-minute drive from Kleinert Kutz clinic, one of the foremost hand surgeries in the country, and maybe the world. One of their patients was Neil Armstrong. They transplant hands and arms, so they don’t even call what they’re doing to me an operation. It’s a “procedure”, and it’ll take about 30 minutes. No worries. I’m just ticked because I had a hand-themed mani all planned out and I’m not allowed to wear nail polish, not even on the non-operated-on hand. I blow a big fat raspberry!

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  2. acflory

    September 8, 2023 at 6:54pm

    The repercussions of your fall are highlighting how much we all take our hands for granted. :/

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      Marian Allen

      September 9, 2023 at 12:59pm

      Yeah, you know, if I had it to over, I probably wouldn’t. A broken nose would probably have been easier. Or maybe I would have landed on my fake boob and just bounced back up.

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