Caturday: Chickie Helps Again

HELLO! My name is CHICKIE! I askidentally poked a hole in Mommy’s arm yesterday and it blooded a little bit. I just wanted her to stop typing and pay attention to me. I didn’t want her to pet me or feed me or snuggle me, I just wanted her to pay attention. I wasn’t doing anything special, but I was there. Being a cat.

Tipper thinks he’s so big, sitting in the cat bird seat, but I can sit there whenever I want to. Sometimes I LIKE sitting on the second seat.

Mommy usually sneaks and makes the bed when I’m not watching, but it’s always easier for her when I help. She just doesn’t want to wear me out, because it’s hard work for me!

It takes so long when I’m helping, I don’t know how it ever gets done without me.

Mommy has a new computer, and it has a name! When it first came, she called it Goddamned Sonofabitch Fucking Windows Bastard. But she changed it from that to Sweet Linux Darling, and she doesn’t cuss it anymore.

I guess all it needed was the right Forever Home.

A WRITING PROMPT FOR ANIMALS: Did you have another home that you remember before your Forever Home?


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One thought on “Caturday: Chickie Helps Again

  1. Dan Antion

    February 10, 2024 at 6:26pm

    I’ve heard others call their computers that name. I guess it’s a big family. It’s a good thing you’re there to help.

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  2. acflory

    February 11, 2024 at 7:18pm

    -giggles- I feel your pain! Isn’t it lucky Chickie was there to help you get that 11 sorted. 😉

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