Bud is never far from my mind. He thinks I have a crush on him, but it’s more that “Keep your friends close and your enemies closer” thing. I’ve featured Bud on this blog before, but I realized I’ve never excerpted the first mention of…

M: My guest today is Bud Blossom. He– B: I have a mouth. M: Yeah, and a nose, and– B: Excuse me, who’s the guest here? How about a little courtesy? M: Well, I like that! Who interrupted who? B: Who interrupted whom. And English…