Sara and I just finished watching the second and, apparently, final season of Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency and weeping piteously because there should be more seasons. As Sara put it, “Infinitely more.” But that is not to be. Alas. My favorite character was possibly…

I’m still lumpy and bumpy as my body struggles to reabsorb the PBF (Precious Bodily Fluids) running rampant under my skin. I never knew I was so juicy. I’m glad I decided against reconstructive surgery, because enough is enough, amIright? Falsies FTW. ANYWAY, what with…