My late husband could never learn the word vegan; he always said veegen. So the cook’s pronunciation is in memory of my dearest love. No actual roast beef was involved in the actual meal I made, which is detailed in today’s story. Stay Out of…

Food follows the story. We Have Always Lived in the Mushroom by Marian Allen My name is Cobweb Peasblossom Mustardseed. I am one hundred and seventy years old, and I live in a mushroom with my pet centipede, Oberon. This is the third mushroom we’ve…