M: My guest today is Bud Blossom. He– B: I have a mouth. M: Yeah, and a nose, and– B: Excuse me, who’s the guest here? How about a little courtesy? M: Well, I like that! Who interrupted who? B: Who interrupted whom. And English…

My mother and I went to a big fancy-schmancy grocery store the other day, and I spent time and money in the “World Foods” aisle. Here is what I got: English Muffin Bread Not very good. Oh, I didn’t get that in the World Foods…

Posting today at FATAL FOODIES. A Sherlock Holmes mystery. MA writing prompt: Does your main character read mysteries? Why or why not?