A WRITING PROMPT FROM ME TO YOU: Something unimaginably old. MA

Hi, there! I’m Tipper Allen, and guess what? That raccoon cat is still hanging around. He hasn’t dug up Momma’s potatoes since Momma and #4 Sister scattered Jalapeno seeds around them, but he still goes back and forth from under the porch to the balcony…

So I made creme puffs. Oh, yes, I did! I started out trying to make butter. See, I selected light whipping cream, 1 pint, on my grocery click list, but they were out and, since I chose Substitute for Out Of Stock Items, they substituted…