In attempting to stall … I mean, to research … Okay, I was stalling. Anyway, I did the Free Kibble quiz and learned what anyone who watches any of the CSI shows knows–that urine glows under black light. Did everybody in the world know that…

I’m so far behind in my word count, it isn’t even funny. The problem is, I’m lazy–uh, no, I didn’t mean that, what I meant was, the problem is, I’m into my characters. I’ve always liked characters better than plot. I want to poke around…

I sat down to write my post–I forget what I intended to write about–when Boris struck. You remember Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale, the villains in the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons. They were always out to get “moose and skwerril”. Well, there’s a couple of…