What can’t I say on Facebook? Just about anything. That’s why I’m not on Facebook anymore. Got tired of getting bitch-slapped by folks who fancied themselves woker-than-thou. I mean, the ones who really WERE more woke didn’t bitch-slap, right? They taught. But there were some….
ANYWAY, what, specific to this post, would I not dare say on Facebook? This:
I’m doing taxes, and I’m busier than a one-armed paper-hanger.
Remember wallpaper? Talk about bitches, wallpaper was a bitch to hang! You needed at least four arms to do it.
So I haven’t been able to cruise the web for recommendations; therefore I hereby recommend a little gem that came to me: Mitchell Allen’s “Monkeyshines.” It reminded me of Monkey in Journey to the West (as what doesn’t?).
A WRITING PROMPT FROM ME TO YOU: Lecture me on armism.