As my mother used to say, somebody has entirely too much time on their hands.

Have you been to Cat Bounce? I have. What is Cat Bounce, I hear you cry. Well, it’s a web site that is nothing but a page with cut-outs of cats bouncing on the screen. Bounce. Bounce. Bounce. Only this, and nothing more. –Oh, you can click on Make It Rain and the cats rain down. Then they bounce.

Oh, 👋 hi. Welcome to our world, we’re so glad you could make it. Here’s the deal. 👉 Some cats are bouncier than others, so that means more force = more bounce. Use a gentler touch if you’re losing cats. Don’t like the background color? Resize or reload to change it. Remember: more force = more bounce. And please don’t send us hate mail, it makes the cats cry. We ❤️ you.

Sincerely,
The Management

Mesmerizing.

And, by the way, did you know that The Hampster Dance is still on the web? Well, it is. Even better, now you have to opt in to the music, so you can zone out on it without going insane. You’re welcome.

Here are my nails this week. I’m reading Edward Rutherfurd‘s CHINA, so I went with plum blossom.

My accent nail is Spoiled’s Fair Metal. The other nails are Maniology’s Unicorn horn. The flower stamping is done with Maniology’s shattered, and the bird stamp is with Maniology’s Bam! White. The plate is Maniology’s M198.

And remember: If you buy anything from Maniology.com, use the code MomGoth10 to get 10% off your purchase.

A WRITING PROMPT FROM ME TO YOU: He’s a hamster. She’s a cat. Together, they _____________.

MA