Mom is actually home this weekend, so I get some quality time. Mom took this video, which shows my beautiful blue-silver hair, my gorgeous golden eyes, and my immaculately clean ears.

Katya Graymalkin here. Mom is gone again, to Madison, Indiana, this time, to the annual Authors Fair. I can’t believe she left me again! I feel like somebody in that movie she likes so much, Casablanca: I wait … and wait … and wait. Oh,…

Driving makes her nervous. Staying away from home makes her nervous. Talking to strangers makes her nervous. Trying to sell things makes her nervous.

As I said, Mom’s getting antsy.